“Is there any way we could make this shoot useful to you?” I asked Joanna, another one of my super helpful friends willing to play guinea pig.

“I guess it’d be useful if I came away with a headshot? That could be cool.”

“Sure! Let’s try it.”

“Uh hey, what’s this weird cow sculpture thing?”

“Oh, that? Yeah. Just — dude! I just successfully unplugged a light! And neither of us is dead! . . . Right?”

More photos: here.