Category Archive: YLTLSBC

The First Bite

The First Bite

The first bite of meat after three years is more weird and less pleasant than you’d think. And the hesitation, the analyzation of it, calls …

 

It’s Fun To Wear Things

It’s Fun To Wear Things

1.) Summer dresses are the paragon of beauty and all, but when it comes to feeling womanly, I prefer a high below 60 degrees: there’s …

 

After We’d Slaughtered The Chickens

After We’d Slaughtered The Chickens

After we’d slaughtered the chickens and pulled out their insides, there was nothing to do but go home. I spray-hosed the clots of blood and …

 

Kansas City Bar, 3am

Kansas City Bar, 3am

“Don’t do this,” he told me. “You’ll regret it. Why chickens? Honestly that’s the worst animal you could have chosen.” “Really? But they’re like, small and …

 

I Set Out One Night

I Set Out One Night

The rainy night I stumbled out of our apartment to get a cab to the nearest cheap hotel, I had forgotten what breaking up feels …