Category Archive: Dialogues

Conversations I will put in future books.

Things I’ve Misheard You Say, Pt 5

Things I’ve Misheard You Say, Pt 5

“I hate feeling incapacitated,” Janaka said — on his third round of the flu in as many months. “What was that? You hate living in this …

 

Inanimate Objects

Inanimate Objects

Sometimes I think I need a cat. Or a dog. Or a roommate that’s around more than fifteen minutes a week. “I just ordered a humidifier!” …

 

Things I’ve Misheard You Say, Pt 1

Things I’ve Misheard You Say, Pt 1

We were laying on opposite ends of the couch, reading by different lights. You looked up. “I’ll bury you,” you said. “You’ll what?” I asked delightedly. You …

 

Kansas City Bar, 3am

Kansas City Bar, 3am

“Don’t do this,” he told me. “You’ll regret it. Why chickens? Honestly that’s the worst animal you could have chosen.” “Really? But they’re like, small and …

 

I Love You

I Love You

“When you’re around, I feel like the Grinch at the end of the story” I said. “You feel like . . . the Grinch?” he said. “Oh, …