Things I’ve Misheard You Say, Pt 5
“I hate feeling incapacitated,” Janaka said — on his third round of the flu in as many months. “What was that? You hate living in this …
“I hate feeling incapacitated,” Janaka said — on his third round of the flu in as many months. “What was that? You hate living in this …
Sometimes I think I need a cat. Or a dog. Or a roommate that’s around more than fifteen minutes a week. “I just ordered a humidifier!” …
We were laying on opposite ends of the couch, reading by different lights. You looked up. “I’ll bury you,” you said. “You’ll what?” I asked delightedly. You …
“Don’t do this,” he told me. “You’ll regret it. Why chickens? Honestly that’s the worst animal you could have chosen.” “Really? But they’re like, small and …
“When you’re around, I feel like the Grinch at the end of the story” I said. “You feel like . . . the Grinch?” he said. “Oh, …
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