Category Archive: Self-Portrait

Self Portrait / Nightmare

Self Portrait / Nightmare

I turned 29 on Friday. “Ooooh!” my friend Macon said, “so that means you’re in your Saturn return!” “That is not a thing,” I replied. “I …

 

The Frostbite Ball

The Frostbite Ball

I got home around midnight, but I stayed up another two hours taking pictures of myself, since I’m apparently (vain) the only model I know …

 

The Anxious Person’s Guide to First Dates

The Anxious Person’s Guide to First Dates

1.) Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays. These are the ideal evenings for a first date. Thursdays may also be permitted if we’ve been eyeballing each other longingly …

 

Family Reunion!

Family Reunion!

When I was little I would sit on the toilet and wonder if ghosts were watching me. Hovering near the mirror, standing in the tub, …