Things I’ve Misheard You Say, Pt 1

We were laying on opposite ends of the couch, reading by different lights. You looked up. “I’ll bury you,” you said.

“You’ll what?” I asked delightedly.

You tilted your head in confusion. “I said, ‘I love you.'”

“Oh.”

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  1. I believe the State Department once made the same translating error on a birthday cake Kruschev sent JFK.

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