Monthly Archives: August 2010

Plan B

Plan B

I’ve been fantasizing a lot lately about trailer parks. I think living alone in a trailer could actually be really beautiful: assuming you were in …

 

Along Your Merry Way

Along Your Merry Way

There have only been a few times in my life when I’ve been able to drop someone off or pick someone up at the airport. …

 

Meet Otis

Meet Otis

For those of you who are inexplicably not on Facebook (I envy you): I give you Otis, the visual. Immediately post-haircut, when he got un-moppified. …

 

How I Learned To Love You

How I Learned To Love You

I have always hated dogs. Big dogs, small dogs, medium dogs, purebred dogs, mutt dogs, sad-eyed dogs, skinny dogs, nice dogs, new dogs. They’d jump …

 

A Clarification

A Clarification

I got my hair cut today. Children were chasing each other around the salon, tripping over the chairs. My mohawked fully tattooed stylist paused mid-chop, …