Monthly Archives: March 2010

Road Trip, Road Signs

Road Trip, Road Signs

We were driving into Scarborough to visit Lenny, the world’s only life-size chocolate moose and largest chocolate animal, when I made some kind of grotesque …

 

The Diner

The Diner

“We joke that you can always tell by the length of the nails.” I looked down at my own, which had become long (and thus, dirty) …

 

Postcards From Midnight Vultures

Postcards From Midnight Vultures

A month or so ago, Black Cat Burlesque teamed up with Big Moves teamed up with a bunch of awesome solo performers to create an …

 

How To Get a Lap Dance

How To Get a Lap Dance

The most surprising thing about the strip club was how similar it was to any other club. The music was loud. It was difficult to …

 

Life Lesson #5

Life Lesson #5

Breaking up with someone throws your entire apology meter off. You’re perpetually sorry. You’re perpetually waiting to hear he’s sorry. And as the two of …