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Online Dating

I’m here for the quizzes, people.

not

What. My ex wants to know how compatible we are, so I answered some questions (87%) and uploaded a picture of myself as zombie Baby Spice. Take me out.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 at 2:40 pm and is filed under Scenes From a Break-Up. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

3 Responses to “Online Dating”

  1. Rob Carlson Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    Someone will report your fake picture soon enough.

  2. Adrianne Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    Oh, it’s not fake. I mean, the blood is, as are the pink eyelashes.

  3. brendan Says:
    October 29th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    This whole post is awesomely paced. Fucking Borat.

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