Archive for March, 2009

Spam Poetry: #1

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

If your whole life is shit, at least you can have a decent watch on. Something weighty, something made of nice things, beautiful things, which united together create a single thing, that say, if you had children, at some point would be such a decent thing they couldn’t help but want to inherit, this thing: [...]

Lessons From Boinkland

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

1.) The hardest part is keeping your head up and looking yourself in the eye in the mirror while you do that. You try to look at yourself sexily but realize it just looks angry. You add a smile and it’s apologetic, a little self-deprecating. You look back down, and realize that with all this [...]