Comments on: All My Friends Are Married

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:32:30 +0000

You’re welcome. And who was making out? I didn’t know anyone got any action with my parents patrolling.

By: todd.

todd. — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:22:50 +0000

Molly: The Kitchenaid is the #3 reason for getting married. Number one is serious knives. If you aren’t chopping onions with a Shun, it’s time to get hitched. The number two reason is the sweet-ass after party.

Meanwhile, DRZA: you should do what I did, and let your fiance(e) do most of the heavy lifting, while “doing your share” with fun jobs, such as playlist-making and invitation-designing.

By: Adrianne

Adrianne — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:03:00 +0000

What’s really hitting home for me is how much work can go into these things. When I get married I’d rather have someone else throw it for me, like my surprise ’80s 17th birthday party.

“Surprise! Now don this gold lamee strapless pouf dress. Also, one of your friends is licking a toilet seat on a dare, and people are making out in the basement.”

By: Molly

Molly — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:27:32 +0000

Dude. What is with everyone getting married? I don’t really see the advantages. I already have a Kitchenaid mixer.