This morning I woke up to discover that all my WordPress plugins had been deactivated. “That’s odd!” I thought. “Oh well, let’s not think about it.” I reactivated them and went along my merry way.
But, um, now, I notice that my pages are missing. You know. Like my “about” page. And my “archives” page, formerly [...]
This is perhaps the cruelest security question I have ever set for myself. The question, in being asked, manifests its correct answer.
Favorite teacher? Favorite pet? Mother’s maiden name? No other query has proven to be as steadfast in its ability to simultaneously log me into my bank account and ruin my day.
I rarely have problems sleeping any more, but when I do, my first tack is to stare dejectedly at the ceiling for a while. After I’ve examined the light fixture for the appropriate amount of time, I may flop from one side to the other like some apathetic, dying fish. Finally I’ll roll over [...]
I’m such a sucker. Each month nearly half of my paycheck goes to paying back college loans, and I resent those bills the most: dreaming of the kind of life I would assuredly be leading without that debt holding me down. Would I be traversing Thailand with nothing but a tattered backpack and a charmingly [...]
Things got a little violent in our apartment building over the weekend. View the evidence for yourself, if you like.
Where he fell.
Flickr, Facebook, personal weblog . . . if you and I should happen to hang out, it is my promise — my solemn oath to you — that evidence of our transgressions will pop [...]