Monthly Archives: January 2008

How To React In an Emergency

How To React In an Emergency

We were just sitting around the living room, staring into computer screens and absently eating from aluminum take-out boxes — in short: minding our own …

 

New Category: Things On Feet

New Category: Things On Feet

You know what I’ve never had before, in my life? Striped socks. I kid you not. I’d always thought patterns on socks were just kind …

 

The Basketball Court

The Basketball Court

It seems like any time I need to walk somewhere, I pass the same basketball court. I don’t even know what street it’s on: I …

 

Thousands of Radiant, White Heads

Thousands of Radiant, White Heads

Ladies and gentlemen, for your consideration I present Exhibit A: “what we chant at the beginning of yoga class every week” (as translated from the …

 

In Which I Am Not Arrested

In Which I Am Not Arrested

The first time I got into trouble with the cops, I was wearing nothing but a damp towel and some sand. The sheriff’s jeep had …