New Year’s Resolutions

As penned by myself, two hours to midnight and after three glasses of champagne:

1. Go to yoga at least twice a week!
2. Eat more fruit! Eat more vegetables! Make more smoothies!
3. Treat your Seasonal Affective Disorder with liberal doses of electric tanning beds!
4. Go camping in the springtime!
5. Floss.

What I neglected to remember at the time, of course, is that I never do the last thing on my lists. Bring it, 2008.

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  1. There’s an idea. It is 3:30 right now, and you know what the sun is doing in Boston? GOING AWAY, NOT TO BE SEEN FOR ANOTHER 16 HOURS.

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