My roommate’s always been the one afraid of the mice, not me. I’ve openly mocked her about it. “Hey,” I’d nudge her jovially like a quarterback, “I uh, I noticed that your cereal box seemed to have been thrown in the sink with your bowl and spoon, what’s up with that?” She’d mumble something about [...]
Granted, it was like a month ago, so we could consider it old news. But . . . new pictures, kinda! See the full album here.
Get your nails did.
Running down the hill.
Rachel and x-ray bathroom.
Figuring that high quantity was statistically more likely to result in some quality, I took seven hundred pictures [...]
Can we go to China and make it our very own America
I wrote to you the other day
Snow is falling on the great wall and
I would like very much to wear my soviet hat;
you could don a jacket the color of sailboats
and in this fashion we would let the wind
take us –
I will take pictures [...]
It’s hard to explain to someone who has never had long hair how horrible and annoying long hair can be, but let’s give it a shot. Imagine a cloud of gnats, hovering around your head. Like hair, gnats are drawn to exposed, moist areas, and like gnats, hair is retardedly difficult to shoo away. Your [...]
I’d always thought that people who went on whale watches were suckers: inexplicably compelled to pay twice the cost of zoo admission, just to see one lousy animal. And not even the animal in its entirety, just whatever the damn tease chose to show — the arch of the back, a flip of the tail.
No [...]