I’ll bet you anything they are Northeastern students working there during summer break. Not to say anything bad about Northeastern students, but they used to intern in droves at my last job, and I’d have to sit there listening to them talk about how girls are like cats and boys are like dogs. Oh, and about how they never took the T because it was ‘gross’.

I’m moving in with Joel and Melissa — our apt has a fireplace.

So …

Come sit in front of it sometime with us and we’ll have hot chocolate, toddies, coffee, and all those things.