My favorite virtual flower (I guess that’s what the kids are calling them these days), on Kurt Vonnegut’s virtual grave: Dear Kurt, I’m very sad about your die. Many years you was just one person from all famous names who I wanna see. It’s not because you are so success writer. It’s because looks like [...]
First off, the realtor informed us that “split bedroom” means that the living room is the second bedroom listed, a claim I can’t negate with any actual housing knowledge, but which I still find highly suspect given various google and craisglist searches. Not to mention words of wisdom from Jurvis’ mom. “We thought ‘split bedroom’ [...]
At fifteen seconds: Me: Whoa, what’s that thing? Him: I thought it was . . . sperm? Me: Are you sure it’s not a . . . I don’t know, an organ? Of some kind? Him: It’s . . . weird. I think it’s sperm. Me: That other guy is controlling it somehow. Him: Yeah. [...]
Crocodiles, massive fudge sundaes, windy desert landscapes and a family game of Cranium. What’s not to love about vacation? The answer, actually, is crustaceans, which should not be considered a food group but a variety of horrifying insect. (Click image for more on flickr.)
We had no idea what we were getting into when we left the condo that afternoon. The clouds were a little skitterish in the sky, yes; but it seemed otherwise warm. Beneath our feet on the deck, two teenagers pedaled by on bicycles, happily screaming undecipherable words at each other. It was our first real [...]