My favorite virtual flower (I guess that’s what the kids are calling them these days), on Kurt Vonnegut’s virtual grave:
Dear Kurt,
I’m very sad about your die. Many years you was just one person from all famous names who I wanna see. It’s not because you are so success writer. It’s because looks like you was [...]
First off, the realtor informed us that “split bedroom” means that the living room is the second bedroom listed, a claim I can’t negate with any actual housing knowledge, but which I still find highly suspect given various google and craisglist searches. Not to mention words of wisdom from Jurvis’ mom.
“We thought ’split bedroom’ meant [...]
At fifteen seconds:
Me: Whoa, what’s that thing?
Him: I thought it was . . . sperm?
Me: Are you sure it’s not a . . . I don’t know, an organ? Of some kind?
Him: It’s . . . weird. I think it’s sperm.
Me: That other guy is controlling it somehow.
Him: Yeah.
Me: Is that window his eyes? Is [...]
Crocodiles, massive fudge sundaes, windy desert landscapes and a family game of Cranium. What’s not to love about vacation?
The answer, actually, is crustaceans, which should not be considered a food group but a variety of horrifying insect.
(Click image for more on flickr.)
We had no idea what we were getting into when we left the condo that afternoon. The clouds were a little skitterish in the sky, yes; but it seemed otherwise warm. Beneath our feet on the deck, two teenagers pedaled by on bicycles, happily screaming undecipherable words at each other.
It was our first real day [...]